I can’t wait till you leave for college

seriously move far far away please

You’re in your late 40’s and get you hair high lighted and you also talk to 14 and 15 year old girls on a regular basis YOURE THE PROBLEM

*applause*

yeah same

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purely unacceptable

fireworks?! seriously ITS MAY we’re not even close to july

assholes down the street are at it again and I’m about to go shove some fireworks up their asses so I can do my economics homework

fo fuckin real kill yo self

= how I react to 90% of human interaction

Help me

crystallized-island:

Drunk at ap review

omg thats soo how it is at Outback! hahahaha

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Anonymous asked: what are you listening to right now

Gorillaz - Rhinestone Eyes

tsquad:

Florida: the kids are fucking crazy

graduating next year

because I’m a genius

jstforkicks:

— Kevin Hart.

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